Day 42
Today I made a poor life decision. We rode camels. Who knew that riding a camel is a painful and potentially fatal experience? Not me. To be fair, I think I think my seat was too far forward on my camel (whose name was Booze- that should have told me something). You hold onto this skinny metal handle so you don't have a good grip and it's not a smooth ride at all. Every step feels like the camel's going down. I'm not really sure why no one talks about any of this but I was ready to get off after like 10 minutes. It was hard, painful, not fun and scary. We'd gotten a 2 hour ride and only used an hour and 45 minutes of it. Also the camels were either mad or sad the whole time because we're pretty sure they are abused. When we were getting on, mine protested a little and the guide forced it down by hitting it. Throughout the ride, it would sometimes kick and stomp its feet but finally gave up. The whole thing was really sad and kind of terrifying because I was like 10 feet in the air on the back of this huge animal that didn't want me there. As any good pessimist would, I started imagining how it would feel when I got bucked off and it stepped on me. What if it broke my ribs and punctured my lung? Also that's an embarrassing way to die. I went home and googled the number of casualties and camel-related accidents per year. Seeing the palm grove was cool but I was glad to dismount and upload camel pictures from the comfort of 5 feet off the ground.
The camel adventure also nicely illustrated the number one rule of traveling: everything is more expensive than you thought. The ride itself was 300 dirham (30€) but the guide doesn't make any profit from that since it all goes to the company, so he lives off tips. (This is unconfirmed- he told us that so it might have just been that he wanted us to give him more money) Then, we also had to tip the driver that took us to the palm grove 20 dirham (2€). So 30€ quickly became closer to 40€ and annihilated my budget. But I rode a camel!
The #2 rule of traveling is that you never really know what to expect so you just kind of have to prepare for everything. I messed up on this today. Normally, my leather jacket/winter jacket combo is perfect for adventuring because I can put my phone in my leather jacket. My winter jacket has an inside pocket that conveniently fits my passport and wallet and I can zip it up and keep everything safe. I didn't really think it through but I got dressed assuming this would work for camel riding since it worked so well for everything else. What I didn't take into consideration was that it is really really hot in the direct sunlight near the equator. I was wearing 2 black coats and had zero hands free (they were busy saving my life from certain death) so I just sat and baked for almost 2 hours.
We came home for a few minutes, only to turn around and go back out to the market in search of lunch. We snacked our way through the stalls, finding the best deals on small food instead of sitting down in an expensive cafe. I became an official tourist. I bought a tshirt that says Morocco in Arabic. But for dinner, we went to another rooftop cafe so we could admire the view of the Place Jemaa El-Fna as the sun set. I got another delicious tagine, this time it was roast beef and it was so tender it melted in my mouth. Before we left, we had a good view of the lights turning on in the square in preparation for the night market. It was a really nice evening except my friend accidentally paid with a 20 euro bill instead of a 20 dirham bill (they look really similar so it's an easy mistake)! We would have stayed out to investigate the night market but we didn't know how safe Marrakesh was at night, so we had to race home before it actually got dark.
After being here for a couple days, I've noticed a couple interesting things. First, there isn't as much of an English/American influence as there is on Europe. We didn't see any McDonalds, and finally we found non-Heinz ketchup. But Coca-Cola is pervasive enough to have made it into almost every store- it's sold with the familiar coke logo on one side and the Arabic translation on the other! Another thing that was interesting to see was that Americans are OBSESSED with dessert, Europeans like it in small doses, and Moroccans have fruit after dinner and call it dessert. It was a little disappointing but it was good for my bank account. One other thing that was noticeable on the America/Europe/Africa gradient was that Americans use credit cards for everything. Europeans sometimes tolerate them for big purchases or in tourist-friendly zones, but the only time we could use credit cards in Morocco was to pay for the riad. I think that, along with the percentage of people that have smartphones, is a fascinating indicator of modernity. My friends and I came to the conclusion that Americans don't realize how advanced America is from the rest of the world. We assume that Europe is more or less as developed as America and everything's probably the same, but I think there are small but significant differences. Sometimes though, the "advancements" aren't for the better. We also saw that America makes everything disposable. We build buildings out of wood and drywall and we when get bored, we knock them down. Everything is new because we just build a new one if something gets old. Florence still has old stone palazzos that they repurpose over and over again and use for centuries.
It's really fun to look at America in comparison with countries and cultures it has almost nothing in common with. It puts things in a new perspective to be able to view everything you've ever known more objectively. And the best part is that I now appreciate America a little more! The job market is much better than Italy, which is much better than Spain, which is still much better than Morocco. And it has been really influential on the rest of the world. I sometimes think of America as past its peak, when we led the industrial revolution and invented a lot of the modern world, but we still are doing a lot. I tend to discount all the progress we made technologically. The invention of the smartphone and social media was a revolution equal to the industrial revolution and it happened during my lifetime. America is still doing great things, or else English wouldn't be the global default language.



















































